Simon: You’re
becoming famous, cousin, there’s no doubt about it. Allow me to tell
you this, though. It’s true you’ve got the gift of gab and the knack
for leadership... but you need people, and that’s what Jacob and I are
talking about... You’ve got to have popular support which you haven’t
got...
Jesus: What
about those who were at the wharf this afternoon, what are they, cousin
Simon?
Simon: Nothing
but a bunch of rotten rascals. Where the hell do you think you’re heading
for, with these paupers?
Jacob: And
how! Just take a look at these people around you, Jesus. A handful of
ignorant fishermen who know not where their right hand is…
Simon: Like
Matthew, the despicable tax collector....
Jacob: And
Mary, that prostitute who reeks of whore scent....
Simon: And
Selenia, who’s like her.....
Jacob: Not
to mention those stupid peasants and scoundrels.
Simon: What’s
gotten into your shell, Jesus? Listen to us, cousin, get other people,
people with more training, damn it!..... and with more.... how shall
I say it?..... with more “influence”... Those who can move the world
at the snap of a finger.... Haven’t you got the idea yet?... Open your
eyes, Jesus, and wake up!
Graziela: Open your eyes, Eliseus, wake up!... Happy birthday!....
Did you sleep well?
Eliseus: Ahuuummm...! Very well, Graziela, more than ever! Tralara, tralari,
tralalalari!
Manolo: Happy
anniversary, master! May the God of Israel bless you from head to foot!
Eliseus: And you too, Manolo! Blazes, I feel damned happy today... I want....
I just want to.....
Graziela: What is it, Eliseus?
Eliseus: “I’d like to take you in my arms, my dear!”.... Tralara, tralari….
Ha, ha, hay...!
Graziela: Certainly you got up from the right side of the bed,
yes siree! Happiness is man’s best friend!
Eliseus: Today, I’d like all my neighbors to be happy with me!
Eliseus: Then why don’t you make it happen, master? It’s been a long time since
we had a party in the house!
Eliseus: You’re right, Manolo. And this time, it won’t be just an ordinary
party. It’s going to be something grand! A banquet! Damn! We’ve had
bad times during the year and we need a break! Graziela and Manolo:
We’ll surprise the whole neighborhood! We’ll treat them to a banquet,
and all kinds of wine and drinks will flow...
Eliseus: And there’ll be music and dancing! Yippee!
Eliseus: Manolo, go to the farm right away and kill five of the best lambs
that you can find...
Eliseus: Five fattened lambs..... what else, sir?
Eliseus: Graziela, go and buy some boxes of olives....
Graziela: Which of them, the green ones or the black ones, master?
Eliseus: Two of each, and don’t forget the figs!
Graziela: And a pot of good chick peas!
Manolo: As well as eggplants and cucumbers....
Eliseus: And almond sauce!
Graziela: Not to forget the nuts!
Eliseus: Manolo, start milking the goats, for today milk will
overflow for all my friends!
Graziela: Milk and honey will drip through the hemlines of all
the guests!
Eliseus: How many barrels of wine shall I bring in, master?
Eliseus: Two,.... no, make it four, four barrels of the best wine
from the house of Carmelo! I want everyone to leave my house happy and
contented!
Graziela: They’ll be crawling on all fours, Eliseus, with all the
wine before them!...
Eliseus: Tralara, tralari....!
Eliseus: But the most important is missing, master.
Eliseus: What do you mean, Manolo?
Eliseus: How about the guests, master? Whom are you going to invite?
Eliseus: The whole neighborhood...! Everyone, yes sir! Send the
word to Don Apolonius, to Doctor Onessimus.... oh, and to Absalon and
his beloved wife, Madam Eunice.... I want you to invite everyone, Manolo;
tell them I’m expecting them with open arms! I am expecting everyone
at the banquet! I want my house to be filled with joy and with all my
friends!
Eliseus: Is everything all set, Manolo?
Eliseus: Yes, master, and don’t be nervous.....
Eliseus: Oh, I’m not nervous, Manolo.... In fact, I’m happy....
Graziela, Graziela, have you roasted the lambs?
Graziela: They’re all well roasted, Eliseus! You’ve asked that
question for the tenth time...
Eliseus: You haven’t forgotten the dates, I suppose.
Graziela: No, master. Everything is ready. Take it easy...
Eliseus: I’m just too happy, that’s all...! Tralara, tralari...!
Manolo, has the invitation been sent to all the neighbors?
Eliseus: To everyone, master. Look at these corns on my feet.
I got them for having walked up and down the street.... I went to Don
Apolonius’ house, to Doctor Onessimus’..... to Absalom’s, and...
Graziela: ....and “his beloved wife, Madam Eunice,” huh...!
Eliseus: Did you hear that? It’s the first night watch.
Eliseus: Well, the guests must be arriving by now...
Graziela: You know these people, Eliseus. The women have to braid
their hair.... the men have to oil their moustache.... well, anyway,
they always come late...
Apolonius: But what has gotten into his head, that he should invite
me. Why the heck, should I, a very busy man, suck lamb’s bones in his
house?.... Hff, this guy Eliseus is crazy.... Besides, he’s a nobody,
he hasn’t got any fortune nor business to talk about. Tell me, shall
we talk about the birds in the sky? He’s a crazy fool, that’s why he
is what he is, penniless, without a single centavo in his pocket!
Messenger: Well, sir, what shall I tell him?
Apolonius: Whatever occurs to you. Tell him I’m not home, you don’t
know where I went... that’s it.... I went to purchase some lands, that
I had to measure them.... that he has to excuse me...
In a short while, the messenger was at Eliseus’ door...
Eliseus: They’re coming, they’re coming! Graziela, run and open
the door! Tralara, tralari....
Graziela: It’s only the messenger, master...
Messenger: My master, Don Apolonius, cannot come because he is on
a trip.... He’s sending his regrets.
Eliseus: Did you say he was on a trip?
Messenger: He purchased a piece of land and he went to take its
measurement and... that he wishes everyone to enjoy the food!..... Good-bye!
Eliseus: Too bad! I would have wanted to greet Don Apolonius.
Graziela: Don Apolonius is a very busy man and he’s got lots of
money.
Eliseus: They are now announcing the second watch, master.
Graziela: And still no one has come... The lambs and the chick
peas are getting cold...
Eliseus: Well, don’t get impatient, woman... they’ll come.....
Tralara, tralari....
Messenger: And what should I tell him, Doctor Onessimus?
Onessimus: Anything, man. After all, this Eliseus is so stupid,
he won’t even know... Ah, my teacher, Jeconiah, used to say: “a man
without culture is like a ball of excrement; he who touches it, shakes
his hand”.... You talk to him about the mysteries of science, he doesn’t
understand; You explain to him the subtleties of art, and he gets bored;
you tell him: “Do you know Philosophy?” and he replies: “Where does
this woman live?”.... Ah, these ignorant fools!
Messenger: Well, so what do I tell him?
Onessimus: Tell this Mr. Nobody that I cannot make it, that...I
just bought a couple of oxen and that I still have to test them. He
he… send him my regrets.
Once again, there was a knock at the door.
Eliseus: At last, the guests are coming! Graziela, hurry up!
Messenger: Here’s a message from my master, Doctor Onessimus: He
wants me to inform Mr. Nobody..... pardon me.... Mr. Eliseus..... that
he cannot make it to the banquet, that he bought a couple of oxen......
that he wishes everyone a hearty dinner...... good-bye!
Eliseus: Good-bye...
Eliseus: Such bad luck, master...
Graziela: Doctor Onessimus is a very cultured man...
Eliseus: Yeah, a brazen man, that’s what he is. Say, Graziela,
there goes the third watch.... and my house is still empty..
Graziela: Don’t be sad, Eliseus…. I tell you, they’re coming...
Eliseus: Probably. Let’s wait a little longer.... Tararira....
lira....
Eunice: What? We’re going to the house of this common man?...
Oh, no, my dear, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, but this Eliseus has no class,
he’s got no manners...... Oh!
Husband: But, what shall we tell him, my dear?
Eunice: For a swine like him, anything will do. Tell him that....
we have just gotten married and are still celebrating our wedding....
And the messenger reached the house of Eliseus.
Messenger: They have just gotten married and are still celebrating
their wedding.... Ay!
Eliseus: How’s that?
Messenger: No, nothing. They are not coming.
Graziela: But these two were married more than a month ago...
Messenger: They are very much in love with each other and...
Eliseus: Yeah, they’ve got so much love, but no manners! Pff.....
what a flop.... The cocks will crow in a short while, and yet, not even
one of the guests has come....
Graziela: And the lambs are as cold as a dead man.
Eliseus: And the barrels of wine are left untouched.
Graziela: Master Eliseus, could they possibly have lost their way,
that’s why they haven’t come?
Eliseus: No, Graziela, it was I who made a mistake in inviting
them. Tarariro.... Manolo!
Eliseus: Yes, master.
Eliseus: Manolo, put on your sandals fast, and go through the
alleys and the marketplace right away, and bring me the beggars, the
crippled ones, the blind and all the poor people that you will find
in the street... Tell them to come to my house, to partake of the banquet
that I have prepared for them...
Graziela: Are you out of your mind, Eliseus?
Eliseus: Of course not! I have never been saner in my life. Now
I understand. Run, Manolo, and tell them at once, before the sun rises…
In a short while....
Manolo: Master, the whole barrio is excited! Many of them are
coming over here!.... Shall I tell them that there is no more place?
Eliseus: On the contrary, Manolo, go back and tell them that those
who are hungry may come, for there is enough place in my house, there
are enough lambs and olives and wine for everyone!
Eliseus: Yes, master, right away. Master, I also came across one
of these prostitutes, you know... and she said that business was so
bad, and if she could also come to partake of some food....
Eliseus: Of course, Manolo, tell her to come, as well as her friends.
Eliseus: And those living on the other side of the river told
me that....
Eliseus: Let them come too! Let all the tramps and the stinking men as well
as the whores come, too! They are all welcome in my house, this banquet
is for them, the doors of my house are wide open for them!
Jesus: That
night, Eliseus’ house was filled to the brim with people. There was
dancing, there was food and there was fun. It was a great feast... the
feast of the Lord.
Simon: What
did you say, Jesus?.... the feast of the Lord?
Jesus: Yes,
cousin Simon, the Kingdom of God is like the banquet given by Eliseus.
God’s true house does not smell like incense but the sweat and the perfume
of a prostitute. God is one of us, don’t forget that. God is with us,
with the poor.